Go on then Fones, put it to the test then, if you’re so damn sure! Go on, you potato of a man. Wretched, viscious…potato…bastard.
Ohhh, what vile scum duth I hear before me? Just crawl back to your microbiotical vegetable garden and yer…and yer friggin’ mung beans, you, you…
So to what, exactly, do you attribute global warming, ehh? You overpaid, foul-mouthed bigot, you…
Foul mouthed, foul mouthed?? I’ll let you jolly well know, that by MY calculations, human beings produce a mere, trifling 0.000001% of carbon dioxide – ya know – ceee ohhh tooo – in the earth’s atmosphere. 0.000001 percentile points…
Yeahh, right. And I’m a banana.
That you may be. Climate change…climate change is caused by the seasons. The SEASONS, man. Autumn, summer…err, errr…
Have you totally lost it, Fones?
Winter. Winter and autumn. Look, don’t you know WHO I AM. I’m Fones, NORB FONES!!!!
( for more Norb Fones: Norb Fones: mOnster of talkback… “well, hello Tony” )
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