an interpretOr had a bad dream recently and it went a bit like this...
…Aymen…muster pruzudunt…President Romney, surrr. yes surrrr…
“Look here, Rhoades. After I speak, you’re going to hear from Secretary Ann Coulter. That’s a good thing. I think it’s important to get the views of moderates – the likes of she and Rupert Murd…moderate views around the new, the new cabinet table vista.”
uhhh…muster pruzudunt…President Romney, surrr. yes surrrr.
“My himmediate changes in federal welfare-to-work rules…they will…they will end a culture of deeependency and restore a culture of good hard work…Foxcon is a beacon on the sacred pathway…’ndeedy…His blueprint, no less.”
uhhh…muster pruzudunt…President Romney, surrr. yes surrrr.
“Rhoades…Anne, geee, Missus Pruzudunt Anne…she…Anne is my sacred torch-bearer, my torch-bearer…my bearer on the journey…from the roadmap…quite sincerely, fellow Ameri… At the end of the day…what I took from Bain was more than mere money…more than how ta turn a buck…I acquired a vision…a sacred vision that led me here across the hard rugged terrain, of the ravine…that…ruggedly constitutes the road to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…
uhhh…muster pruzudunt…President Romney, surrr. yes surrrr.
“I am here now. We shall move forwards..move forward on a united front…The business model of the prison is more to me than mere abstract notion…a fantasy…it is nothing short of…of a miracle…the fruit of His toil…’nd Foxcon is sweet poetry…in motion…’nda doublin’ Guantanamo pronto…Cheney poised ‘n preenin on Iran..Bibi’s a fan-doodly on side. Phase Four in motion…we’re kickun asss, Rhoades.
uhhh…muster pruzudunt…President Romney, surrr. yes surrrr.
“Haaharrr…heads – you lose…tails, I win.”
uhhh…muster pruzudunt…President Romney, surrr. yes surrrr…
the interpretOr 