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Look, it gives me great, great pleasure to present you, William Hague, with this memento of your visit…your visit here to Menzies Central…

Tony, wha thankyoo…I like it very mooch. At the end of the day, these lightweight cagoules are ideal for wholesome outdoor activities where inappropriate moisture could be a hindrance. As I’ve said to David, David…many of our cycling conservative broothers purchase these as a lightweight party conference adornment, as they are available quite frankly, available in the popular Tory colours.

Heck, my diplomatic cagoule can be folded ‘into’ itself by using a built-in-kangaroo-pouch or packed in the protective case that can be stored or worn on the belt that’s attached to my helmet!

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I said to Tony, Tony, please note – when sizing, most cagoules are a generous fit with elasticated cuffs…

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Let’s talk variants. A cagoule which can be rolled up into a very compact package and carried in a bag or pocket was invented by Noel Bibby of Peter Storm Ltd. in the early 1960s.[2] It has an integral hood, elasticated or drawstring cuffs, and a few poppers or a short zip at the neck. It does not open fully at the froont and must be, must be pulled on…over the head. In some versions, when rolled up, the hood or front pocket doubles as a pouch into which the rest of the coat is pushed. It became very popular in the United Kingdom during the 1970s, going by such trademarks as Pack-a-Mac & “Cag in a Bag”.[citation needed]  When John Winston How…