“Captain Negative, yet again, on line three for you Lord Christopher…”
Ahumphh, rightyho, thenk you Hilda…
Why good evening Lord Christopher. How goeth your Lordship this fine ev…
Well, well, well master Tony…I hear upon the Auwwwstwaylian gwapevine that one has a new…a new epiphet?
Look, ahhh, no Lord Christopher. No. I’m quite frankly touched by your concern ,but no. No.
Hohhoho…. Norb Fones filled me in earlier…
No, no Lord Christopher. No…No nicknames here. No.
…Hahhh, Norb thought it may have owiginated ex “Spycatcher” Turnbull’s office…your new epiphet, that is…
No, no Lord Christopher. No…
Sooooo….you’re not really Captain Negative, then?
No, no Lord Christopher. NO…No…no…
maaaster tony…you really are a…
(…tbc…)
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