“Lord Chwissie…’tis now Christmas everyday!!!” gushed Gina…
MMMMaaaaaarvelous news, dear Gina. Dear, dear, dear Gina…Master Tony hath twiumphed…eheuuugh, phmaaa…Flinty buzzed in from Auwstwaylianzzz for Constitutional Monarchy and his very own 1990’s Executive Director is now Pwime Minister, no less…
…And, and, and Julie B can come out of hiding…and, and and…assume her position!
Fwom standing up for the rights of those courageous asbestos companies…over the tiresome gwummblings of those twoublesome and wather-wheezy-workers…to Deputy Pwime Minister of your gweat colony…
Oh, ohhh, Lord Chwissie…I feel, I feel wather poety…
Splendid, dear Gina, let’s have a listen…
The globe is sadly groaning with debt, poverty and strife
But CONservatives for CONservatives now leading, shall further enrich my life…
Splendid, dear Gina. Splendid.
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