“Herr Abbott, I’ve Leni Reeferstool on line three…” snivelled the obsequious scott morrisson…
Look, very well morrisson, put her through…
Ochhh, a belated congratulations on your triumph, Tony…your crowning achievement…ze triumph…zeee triumph of your vwill!!!
Quite frankly, Leni…couldn’t have done it without yahhh….
Ochhh, Tony, Tony…und Rupert, Tony. Und Rupert.
At the end of the day, Master Murdoch and Norb Fones really pulled out all the err…the stops…
Und moving forwards….moving forwards with opportunity…opportunity to vwin, eet iz now essential that you do not deviate from my six foondamental rules:…rules of ze propaganda…
1. If you have a plen to put over, keep presenting it incessantly…und systematically und persistently….
2. Avoid argument….never admit there is any “other side;” und in all statements scrupulously avoid arousing reflection or associated ideas, except those which are favorable….
3. In every possible way, connect the idea you wish to put over with the known desires of your audience….zee wishes are the basis of the acceptance of ideas in more cases than zat putreed “logic” is….
4. Make your statements in such language that your audience can repeat them, in thought, without the need of transforming them…
5. use indirect statement, innuendo, and implication. Use direct statement in such a way that the attention of the audience shall be drawn to it sufficiently to take it in, but not sufficiently to reflect upon it.
6. For the most permanent eventual results, aim your propaganda at ze children, too…
Herr Murdoch eez nearing final stage of Project Obedient FLag resources for ze school und Norb und Flinty are ready for MeinPantz…
tbc…
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