You’re my troyboy…

And you, youz are moy green cabbage.

Call me green cabbage again…troyboy, just call me gr…

My love, my errr, moy verdant harvest. Today’s the biggun for me new 3 strikes policy for the estates. Break a few more bleedin hearts along the ways a piece, ha-ha!

You’re so big and tough, troyboy. I’ll be watching your pieces to camera and be with you in spirit. Mmmm. Might have to get a chair nice and warm for this evening’s triumphant return.

Strewth, my little wiggle green cabbage, youz know I’d love ta but gotta cold comin on…

Darn it.