The interpretOr today reveals that the British firm suing French magazine ‘Closer’ over the publication of topless pictures is none other than London-based Woyals…it’s emerging that far from universally adored in their chosen country of residence, the firm actually has an extensive history of courting publicity.
For more on this story, we go across now to our European correspondent, Len Spart…
Morning all…there are several issues in the mix here…scale, privacy, money…Woyals spokesperson, Sir David Flounce (OAP), has released a statement on the thorny issue of their ‘wedding-summer-special’ of 2011 – it concedes that this event was indeed deliberately televised and may actually have achieved global audience figures circa high millions…even nudging a billion…
Len, we need to check in with you on these earlier wedding pics and their err, remuneration aspects…how big was the 2011 summer special yield..and how much..MONEY..CHANGED HANDS?
Well crucial questions, Nick…we’re actually across footage of summer 2011, and it’s pretty full on…the nuptuals of Woyals rising star Bill Windsor and his beaming bride, Katie Milton-Keynes, closed large areas of West London and the firm’s event was financed almost entirely – not by the private sector, as you may have imagined – but from the British public purse…Flounce (OAP) has also conceded that the Woyal’s held the luctrative and exclusive media rights on this event…I guess, one could add…somewhat like the recent London Olympics…so conservative estimates on the Woyals return on the PUBLIC investment are enough to turn a Goldmen Suck’s director, green…with…envy…
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