“Scott Morrison, please…”
Who should I say is calling?
Jesus. Jesus Christ…
Just a sec…putting you through, Mr Christ…
Cheers. Thanks…
Hmmmnnnaa…MINISTERRR Morrison here…who is this?
Jesus Christ.
Look, there’s quite frankly, no need to take the proverbial…
I am Jesus Christ. Ok, Morrison…I’ll cut to the chase…we’ve had reports that you’re STILL behavin’ like a rabid, fascist, cowardly and profoundly irritating bully boy…
Have not! Have not!! Have nottt!!
…And that you’re getting off, yet again, on your faux macho, mendacious BS…demonising the defenceless…treating the poor and dispossessed like pawns in your demented game of horror…I mean, for fucks sake man, have you no shame?
But, but, but…I AM A STEWARDLY GODLY man…I, I, I, I am a christian….I AM a christian…so there…
“Reichsfuhrer of asylum seekers” according to more lucid insights. Knock it off…pronto…
I AM A STEWARDLY GODLY man. I am Minister Morrison. Just, just, just sod off Jesus, you, you, you…do-gooding hippy! Why don’t you just…just go back to where you came from!!!
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