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1980.……..”President elect, Ronnnaldddd…Reagannnn!”?!!!? (?!!!?..what the…not Carter…..oh, bollocks…not good at all…)

1984…”Presi—dent Ronnnaldddd…Reagannnnnnnn!”  (?!!!? again…what the fxxx…he’s a mad, bad B-movie fascist) 

1988…”Presidunnnt elect…Georororge Bush!!!”  (...the man is an ex CIA oil-nazi…son of “Hitler’s banker”..Prescott Bu…nohhhhhhhh) 

2000…Presidunnnt elect…Georororge Doubleyoooooo Bush!!!” (this dangerous moron…Gore…what the friggin’…? We are all doomed…the planet is dead…) 

2004…Presidunnnt…Georororge Doubleyoooooo Bush!!!” (duhhhhhhhhh…I…just…give…up…!)

2012…Presidunnnt elect…

“This conflation of wealth and value is the root of the antagonism between the “one per cent” and the “ninety per cent” in this country. Some, perhaps even most, of the one percent are people who have milked, twisted, turned and sidestepped our banking and financial system…When Romney worked at Bain Capital, he was deft at making piles of money for investors, but often did so at the expense of the employees of the company being invested in…”

Excerpt of letter to the New Yorker (22/10/12) by Julie Naster, Nederland, Colorado.

Here @ the interpretOr, we’d like to add a seasonal touch to our Romney indictment – “disingenuous, oleaginous and highly dangerous Reagan/Bush Mk II figure of fear and loathing, with a bulging Swiss bank account, private jet and bizarre Tupperware fetish” – and add that he is also a venal corporate, blood-sucking vampire…

“There are certain things in our nation and in the world which I am proud to be maladjusted and which I hope all men of good-will will be maladjusted until the good societies realize — I say very honestly that I never intend to become adjusted to — segregation and discrimination. I never intend to become adjusted to religious bigotry. I never intend to adjust myself to economic conditions that will take necessities from the many to give luxuries to the few. I never intend to adjust myself to the madness of militarism, to self-defeating effects of physical violence. But in a day when sputniks and explorers are dashing through outer space and guided ballistic missiles are carving highways of death through the stratosphere, no nation can win a war. It is no longer the choice between violence and nonviolence. It is either nonviolence or nonexistence…”

Martin Luther King, Jnr.

“Social Justice and the Emerging New Age” address at the Herman W. Read Fieldhouse, Western Michigan University, (18 December 1963)

‘…during his time as head honcho of Bain Capital, there were no women partners in the firm. Today, only 4 of 49 partners are women. The candidate did mention that women need special accommodations “if” they work.  

And just as the poorly chosen words rolled out of Romney’s mouth, social media users latched on to the phrase. #Bindersfullofwomen trended on Twitter while an industrious user created an@Romneys_Binder account; it currently boasts more than 14,000 followers. “Binders full of women” was the “third-fastest rising search on Google during the televised debate,” according to the Daily Beast.’

Submitted by Bill Weinberg @ ww4 report    on Tue, 10/23/2012 – 00:2

We aren’t being ironic in the slightest. The only irony is that Mitt Romney posed as the protector of the Iranian protesters when by doing exactly that he actually utterly betrayed them—placing them at greater risk of repression and generally weakening their position within Iran. Here’s what he said, according to the New York Times transcript:

And then the president began what I've called an apology tour of going to — to various nations in the Middle East and — and criticizing America. I think they looked at that and saw weakness. Then when there were dissidents in the streets of Tehran, the Green Revolution, holding signs saying, is America with us, the president was silent. I think they noticed that as well. And I think that when the president said he was going to create daylight between ourselves and Israel that — that they noticed that as well.

Now this is a bigger betrayal of Iran’s protesters than anything Obama could ever do. Portraying them as looking to the US for sponsorship or protection, and linking them to US imperial interests in the Middle East, and even, implicitly, to Israel! Nothing could make Ahmadinejad happier than this verbiage, which plays right into his cynical strategy of tarring the protesters as dupes or pawns of the United States. Obama, in contrast, did the Iranian opposition a great service when he cut off money to the Iran Democracy Fund, over the outraged protests of the neocons.

Bill Weinberg is an award-winning 25-year veteran journalist in the fields of human rights, indigenous peoples, ecology and war. He is the author of Homage to Chiapas: The New Indigenous Struggles in Mexico (Verso Books, 2000) and War on the Land: Ecology and Politics in Central America (Zed Books, 1991). As a correspondent and contributing editor for Native Americas, Cornell University’s quarterly journal of hemispheric indigenous issues, he won three awards from the Native American Journalists Association for his reportage from Nicaragua to Arizona. His work has appeared in The NationThe ProgressiveThe Village Voice, NACLA Report on the AmericasMiddle East Policy,  Al JazeeraYes! MagazineIndian Country TodayThe Ecologist 

Iran and the bOmb: more wag the dog? (the interpretOr: Nov. 2011)

November 28, 2011
October 18, 2012 9:00 AM ET

Mitt Romney clearly wants to run away from the Bush legacy of unnecessary war, budget-busting tax cuts for the rich and economic collapse. When a town-hall debate questioner finally forced the GOP nominee to directly compare himself to Dubya earlier this week, Romney insisted: “President Bush and I are different people.” But place the two men’s biographies side by side, and the similarities that emerge are not just striking, they’re uncanny…

click here for piece in full @ Rolling Stone (US)

…and here @ the interpretOr, we view Romney as a disingenuous, oleaginous and highly dangerous Reagan/Bush Mk II figure of fear and loathing, with a bulging Swiss bank account, private jet and bizarre Tupperware fetish…

We have reached a point in time when the level of our technical knowledge has gone way beyond the wildest dreams of past generations.

Indeed we can build a tower of glass a mile high to produce solar energy. We can change the genetic construction of our flora and fauna, even change our own bodies. We can now fight destructive wars in foreign countries from our lounge rooms using remote robots.

Although we have communication technology to enable anyone of us to contact anyone else, anywhere in the world, we are losing the ability or empathy to really listen to and understand each other.

Why is it our parliaments are characterised by combative argumentative oppositional political parties? Why do they mislead and propagandise us about wars and other crucial issues as though we are small children who can’t handle the truth?

Parliaments were meant to openly discuss important issues and arrive at the best solutions for our society through discourse and consultation. Not through a battle of ideas as they now claim.

Discourse is a method of honest examination of issues to arrive at the truth or best outcome not a competition for inflated ego’s to strive for popularity.

We are also being blinded to the fantastic possibilities of enriching our existence. Greedy men offering us trinkets and trivia in exchange for our countries, our planet and most importantly for our lives.

Many of us no longer dream our own dreams or follow our own hearts, and instead live some manufactured white flour and sugar existence dreamed up by marketers and politicians employed by the warmongers and the shallow and greedy profiteers.

The creative and caring and builders amongst us like the poets, the philosophers, musicians, healers psychologists and farmers, are not being heard.

We need them to step out of their shelters to create a new discourse, to build a society where people can see and hear and decide for themselves without the help of Rupert Murdoch the Koch brothers or Big Tobacco.

If we are to create a better world we need to challenge those who foment conflict for profit and power and who would convince us that those other tribes are different from us and wish us harm. We should not slaughter them for their oil and pretend it is for their good and our safety.

 Like Frodo Baggins, it is time for us to challenge our addictions and cast the ring of power into the flames of Mount Doom.

Our powerful weapon is not a bomb it is peace, discourse and understanding. We can start by talking to each other, to our families, to our friends and to our colleagues. It is only through each of us and our individual awareness and action that change can be generated.

We also need to pressure to our representatives to reform our parliaments. In particular to exchange the combative posturing that leads us round in a circle of negativity and abuse, for a more exciting and fulfilling role. The creators of a new more aware and more humane society.

I remember as a young kid asking my lovely English grandma – “granny, what was the most scary thing about the war?”

…and she answered immediately and unequivocably – “the Doodlebugs, darling…the Doodlebugs.”

– “oh, what are those?”

“V2 rockets, love. I was back in London with your mum and aunties and grandpa was still at sea. Mister Hitler fired them over the Channel and they’d come down when they ran out of fuel…they’d explode and were very powerful. Absolutely dreadful.”

– “very, very bad, then?”

“Well, yes, you’d hear noise in the sky…and then if it became suddenly silent….that meant the rocket had run out of fuel…the silence was very, very frightening.”

– “oh.”

This reaction came from a modest, strong and resilient woman who had survived an unexploded bomb descending through her sitting room, raised four kids and endured the pain of separation – her husband, my grandpa, on Arctic patrol, dodging U-boats, as best he could.

I was reflecting on this recently when I came across the following….

A new  joint report, Living Under Drones (2012), is by Stanford University’s International Human Rights and Conflict Resolution Clinic, and New York University School of Law’s Global Justice Clinic. The 165-page study looks at key aspects of the CIA’s drone programme – its legal basis, how strikes are reported, their strategic implications – and how civilians are affected:

Men, women and children are subjected to almost constant trauma – including fear of attack, severe anxiety, powerlessness, insomnia and high levels of stress – says a nine month investigation into CIA drone strikes in Pakistan by two top US university law schools. More than 130 ‘victims, witnesses and experts’ were interviewed in Pakistan for the study.

The new study heavily challenges US government claims that few civilians have died in CIA drone strikes, saying that there is ‘significant evidence’ to the contrary. As the report notes in its executive summary: ‘In the United States, the dominant narrative about the use of drones in Pakistan is of a surgically precise and effective tool that makes the US safer by enabling “targeted killing” of terrorists, with minimal downsides or collateral impacts. This narrative is false.’

“The problems are more difficult than I had imagined them to be. The responsibilities …are greater than I imagined them to be, and there are greater limitations upon our ability to bring about a favourable result than I had imagined them to be…there is such a difference between those who advise or speak or legislate, and between the man who must select from the various alternatives proposed…It is much easier to make the speeches than it is  to finally make the judgements, because unfortunately your advisers are frequently divided. If you take the wrong course, and on occasion I have, the President bears the burden of responsibility …”

JFK in 1962 interview with Bill Lawrence of ABC (cited by his former press secretary, Pierre Salinger,’With Kennedy’, p156)

It seems like our universe has entered the anti-world of Doctor Edward Teller.

Edward Teller, a brilliant physicist who has been described as the father of the atomic bomb, proposed a theory of a parallel anti-matter universe where there was a mirror opposite to everything in this universe. He hypothesised that if the anti matter came in contact with matter it would cause a massive explosion. It appears that in the opposite world  there is also anti truth.

A clear example of anti truth is the debate over a price on carbon. Climate scientists and conservationists are being to painted as self seeking destroyers of the Australian way of life, while the uneducated rantings of dollar blinded climate change sceptics and shock jocks is treated with reverence by the  media and especially by News Ltd.

In Australia right now there is a desperate campaign by right-wing politicians and newspapers to create another anti-truth. They are painting a new sanctified picture of serial abusers like the Sydney radio  shock jock Alan Jones, and his mate, Tony Abbott the leader of the opposition.

Those that were abused are now being blamed for objecting while the abusers are being presented as the victims.

The blatant dishonesty of this campaign would make Goebbels blush. As Goebbels would know this technique is not new. The Nazis used relentless negative propaganda to vilify the Jewish and other minority communities with slurs that were clearly untrue. To counteract the obvious truth, lie was layered upon bigger lie until the truth was perceived as a unpatriotic lie. These lies desensitized the public to the ethnic cleansing that followed.

After years of abuse and muck raking aimed at Prime Minister Julia Gillard, Labor supporters have hit back with a campaign highlighting Abbott’s thuggish behaviour as a student political leader. They linked this to his bullying and disrespect for women in and out of parliament. Abbott suffered a significant drop in the polls.

In response, Abbott’s minders have wheeled out his wife and daughters to tell Australians that Tony is not a misogynist and actually, Tony is a really nice bloke who even watches TV soapies with them. Desperate Housewives comes to mind. More was still to come.

Reacting to violent sexist commentary from Alan Jones against the female prime minister of Australia, thousands of outraged Australian women wrote to Sydney’s 2GB and their advertisers to complain about Jones’ comments. As a result many of the companies withdrew funding from his talk back program.

The loss of this substantial amount of money spurred the avaricious Jones and his backers to accuse the complainants of being a “lynch mob” who are” bullying” the people paying his wages.

These days the domination of the media by far right corporate interests ensures that the truth is reconstituted to suit their will. They value integrity and demand to be paid highly for it. In doing so the media have become the enemy of the people. A relentless ongoing campaign of lies and distortions is being used against anyone who threatens the profit or the political control being exercised by corporations.

For the past two years Rupert Murdoch’s Australian media empire has been on a mission to unseat the sitting government. However, their latest Abbott rescue mission is so hysterical and unbalanced that the once respected paper has used up the last remnants of respectability and will find it hard to survive into the future.

A bright light in all this murk and gloom is the emergence of online social media as a counter to the excesses of the corporate media. It must be clear to shock jocks like Jones and to Rupert Murdoch and his army of sycophants that their time in the sun is at an end. An army of women are ready to take them on.

Lord Monckton, sir, you have a call from a Mister Tony Abbott in the Antipodes…it sounds as though it may be urgent, your Lordship…

-Is that you, Tony, you Menzies in waiting, you…how the devil are ya, my dear, dear boy?

Lord Christopher, smashing to hear your dulcet tones…Alan and I were hoping you’d get back to us with your, errrr, look, err your prognosis…we so truly value the Monckton ‘appliance of science’…on this “shame” thingummy…

-Ho-ho, do ya now? Do ya now!

…Look, quite frankly, Jonesy and I both a little peeky and, uhhh…had better days…

-My dear, dear fellows, I’ll pop yooo on speaker phone….hang on just a tic, snuhhh…where am I now?? I’m weading some bits end pieces on symptomology that may determine the likelihooood….uhrumphh…your prognosis…here we are now…”have shame” means to maintain a sense of restraint…thet’s restraint against offending others…

Oh, ohhh…thank fuck for that!

Sorry, Lord Christopher…twas not me…Alan, just letting off a bit of steam…he’s not symptomatic on that one…

-Smeashing, smeashing…I shell continue then, my good cheps…here we go, here we…right…while to “have no shame” is to..beha..ve without such restraint 

Oh, sweet Jesus, thank fxxxx

Alan again, Lord Christopher…look, we don’t seem to have any shame at all then?

-No. Me neither.

“Heck, Mitt’s bounce is smashing!!”, gushed Greg Sheridan…the newsroom at the Caucasian cheered. Cheered it did. Filled Sheridan with glee….ohhh, back with glee to fond memories of his first prayer breakfast with former President George W Bush…A much maligned tower of moral courage. He was just such a good darn president. Tip top. I was the only non White House press corp correspondent allowed to record this memorable initial meeting…one that I shall never forget. It branded my conscience with a vision of a stronger tomorrow, and I delight in sharing this recording with you now:

Nnn Gahhhd. Gahhhd, He spoke to me. Said son, you’re the one. The one with tha gun. Nnnn aah sayed  – Holy Father, I damnn that maan, that maan, Sadddaaahm.

Ahhmen, pruzudunt Dubbya. Ahhmen a doodly ooodly.

Nnnn Gahhhd, Gahhhd spoke to Deck. Spoke to him, heee deeeyed. “Deck.” “Deck,” he sayed, “Deck yur pruzudunt needs ya. He needs yahh real baaad…”

Pruzudunt Dubbya. Pruzudunt George, sur,  praise be, praise be Deck.

Nnnnn, ahh sayed, Greyeggg. Aprroach me Greyegg. Come to Dubbya. Nnnn, Greyeggg, he did. He come ta Dubbya.

Greyegg darn come to Dubbya. Greg, Greg, Greg Sheridanne.

Nnnn, Gregg Sheridanne. He come ta Dubbya. Nnn ahh sayed, Greyegg. Bless yahh, Greyeggg. Nnnn he sayed..Sir, ahhh praize that mann, that mann Deck. Baptized in fire – dya know, dya know that Deck bought hiz first house at 12, he had toiled ironing bibles. Ironing bibles for $25 an hour.

Nnn Gahhhd, He praised Deck. Nnnnn prayz Deck. Nnn bahhbles. He knoweth not leezure.

When a great national icon loses credibility there is no easy way back to the days of glory. If that icon is Australia’s only national newspaper it is important for all of us that it should get back to some semblance of balance and not continue to behave like a print version of Fox News.

Nor should it be so heavily biased and in denial of evidential and scientific fact, that it loses touch with reality, and with most of its readers. The tipping point is when a newspaper becomes the butt of jokes rather than the chosen source of information for the educated public.

“The Australian” is a newspaper that has crossed the border of strong opinion into the realm of deranged hysteria that is the home of movements like the US Tea Party and the British National Front. It is now providing a strange mixture of high culture and jack boot politics.

The newspapers recent crusade in the defense of Opposition Leader Tony Abbott’s reputation after he was accused of threatening behaviour to a female political opponent has been hysterical and well over the border of high farce.

 The Australians leading journalists and commentators are beginning to sound more like Tony Abbott’s teenage girlfriends than rational reporters or commentators.

Foreign editor Greg Sheridan has made a heroic leap from his newspaper columns to television programs to defend his flailing “best mate” Tony Abbott who is sliding down the popularity slope to political oblivion. In the style of one of his heroes, Donald Rumsfeld,  Sheridan assures us Abbott is a “good bloke who wouldn’t threaten a woman as everyone who knows him knows”.

Bravely storming the enemy territory to appear on ABC’ Q@A program, Sheridan acted like a man who had combined Dutch courage with paranoid delusions, as he angrily denounced Abbott’s detractors for making “disgraceful slanderous slurs” that were, according to Sheridan, “inaccurate as well as ugly and sectarian”. Another panel member who also knew Abbott during his student years strongly disagreed.

Irving Wallach said that the Abbott that Sheridan describes is not the Tony Abbot he knew. Wallach’s Tony Abbott was an aggressive drinker and who was very physical at meetings. According to Wallach he was aggressive and disrespectful towards people he didn’t agree with and particularly towards women.

 Sheridan however, knows the bad stories aren’t true because he knows Tony really well and he is a good bloke who does things for charity. And we do know he does, because the TV cameras are always there to record his acts of kindness. In fact to ensure we all know of Tony’s kindness, his ministerial front bench have chorused an identical message of Tony’s feats to any camera that strays within range. Tony is, by their reckoning a modern day Jesus!

 Sheridan prefaced his remarks by saying he needed to be careful not to lose his reputation for fairness and balance. It is on this matter that he is most delusional.

 To any rational reader Sheridan’s reputation for balance and fairness has not yet bloomed in fact it is more like Monty Pythons parrot, its dead, snuffed it, an ex-attribute.

 In his columns Sheridan has lauded Abbott as having all the qualities required of a “great world leader” who can comfortably mix it with the international political elite.

In reality Abbott’s behaviour is more akin to a steroidal stunt monkey who keeps forgetting his lines, than an august statesman.

The Australian’s “Save Abbott Campaign” has even drawn in the veteran commentator Paul Kelly. Kelly who although having a tendency to pontificate usually keeps his commentary to the more rational side of the street. However, on the Tony Abbott defence he tries to deviate attention onto Prime Minister Julia Gillards sins by comparing the importance of the unproven accusations against Gillard to the unsubstantiated claims against Abbott. In his pontifical way he absolves Abbott and suggests purgatory for Gillard.

What Kelly is trying to do is to rationalise The Australian’s position which is to malign Gillard on the basis of 17 year old unsubstantiated rumours while furiously attacking detractors for criticising Abbott’s behaviour in the same unsubstantiated way. Sorry Paul while you have been clever in trying to put the focus back on the Prime Minister, it hasn’t worked. You are simply building on the impression that The Australian is an untrustworthy informant not worth reading unless your into rugby or ballet or weapons of mass destruction.

It is clear The Australian is following the lead of its American owner in trying to bring about a change in government by manipulating public opinion through a campaign of misinformation. Just like it has done in the UK, by going too far it has lost the battle and ruined its own credibility.

“‘k folks, let me just punch in some stuff into the remote…”…Roger standing in his sitting room, holding a clunky grey plastic remote control that has solid number pads, a bit like a 1980s push dial phone, and he punches in a series of digits…there’s a pause of a few seconds and then we can hear a mechanical grinding noise above us…and clunks on the ceiling of his sitting room that we’ve gathered in… as his satellite dish rotates into position for the CNN material that’s being beamed up via satellite from the field of conflict in Kuwait and the Iraqi border…early ’91…

“…alright, here’s the CNN feed…it’s essentially what they’re sending across from the Gulf to Atlanta…they’ll top and tail it and do god knows what else…we’ll click back to CNN proper…on air… in about 20 mins, but let’s look at this stuff that’s going across…it’s raw footage…rough stuff in more sense than one…cheezuz..the barrel of that tank is almost on the horizontal…that’s very close quarters action…how much of this will pushed back up through CNN is hard to determine…so often there’s just a total disconnect from the content and meaning of what the Frontline camera guys are capturing and the sanitised, condenced shite that’ll make it to air…a whole new meaning to ‘final cut’…

…Right, there’ll be a sat transfer to White City shortly…the BBC book regular spots…there’s a limited timeframe, ya know…window… and there’ll be new material coming across that’ll form part of an update that’ll be broadcast on the 9 o’clock news…that’s if the feed’s not fucked up…”

Next up was footage that can only have been shot from a helicopter – the camera is pointing down to the ground from the air – an aerial overview of what appears to be a motorway…but hang on, the cars and trucks are all aligned in the same direction on both carriageways…weird…oh, hang on a sec…shit, shit, shit…looks as if some of the traffic’s on fire, there’s smoke bellowing from cars and trucks…the camera angle rises to show a perspective of a vehicle strewn motorway, stretching far into the horizon, the vanishing point…the scene captured in this sequence was hell on earth…imagine the M25 at rush hour being incinerated…this was original ‘raw’ footage of the Road to Basra…intercepted by Roger’s clunky rooftop dish…perched above his flat in ladbroke grove…

Current Wikipedia entry on the Road to Basra, aka HighWay of Death:

The Highway of Death refers to a six-lane highway between Kuwait and Iraq, officially known as Highway 80. It runs from Kuwait City to the border town of Safwan and then on to Basra.
During the United Nations coalition offensive in the Gulf War, retreating Iraqi military personnel and others escaping Kuwait were attacked on Highway 80 by American aircraft and ground forces on the night of February 26–27, 1991, resulting in the destruction of hundreds of vehicles and the deaths of many of their occupants. The scenes of devastation on the road are some of the most recognizable images of the war, and were publicly cited as a factor in President George H. W. Bush's decision to declare a cessation of hostilities on the next day.

[1]

 Many Iraqi forces however successfully escaped across the Euphrates river and the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency estimated that upwards of 70,000 to 80,000 troops from defeated divisions in Kuwait might have fled into the city of Basra.

[2]

The road was repaired during the late 1990s, and was used in the initial stages of the 2003 invasion of Iraq by U.S. and British forces, and previously it had been also used during the 1990 Invasion of Kuwait by the Iraqi armored divisions.

[3]

Funky, pre-gentrified Ladbroke Grove, West London,  was a fascinating place to live in the late 80’s and early 90’s…an eclectic population of  West Indian, Portuguese and boho English…street markets selling dried chillies, cheap daffodils, addictive custard tarts, scratched records, pre-loved books…a soundscape of dub-reggae-doorstep ghetto blasters, laughter, arguments, spruikers…little underground drinking dens and a local gypsy-cab service that would home deliver ‘erb and pizza from dusk ’til dawn…”Errr, dat you egain Roger? Ok, ok…Winston back at ya in twenty, innit…layters…”

I was lucky enough to live amongst and befriend a few of the ladbroke grove crew, including ‘resting’ photojournalist, unassuming dude and ‘erbalist, ‘Roger’. He’d spent a chunk of the early ’70’s working for Der Spiegel and also Stern magazine, war-reporting from Vietnam under a pseudonym – he took a bold decision to break away from the constrained, rather conformist press pack and went off track and seriously undercover to Laos, with nothing but his cameras and a local guide. They stumbled upon a series of jungle helicopter bases and photographed uniformed military personnel loading and then flying around bales of…opium…this interpretOr saw his pics and Bolex shot Laos footage (I was, coincidentally, doing post-grad at the London College of Printing at the time), and Roger’s material the real deal…more on this in future interpretOr posts…

Anyways… ‘ladbroke-grove-rOger’s’ satellite news service emerged around the time of Gulf War One…very, very pre-Wikileaks…the US government was feeding news agencies, including the rapidly ascending newcomer CNN, with its then startling innovation, the VNR…short for Video News Release. Essentially, VNRs were manufactured, manipulated and often sanitised video footage reels that were dispatched on a daily basis to the newsdesks at CBS, NBC, ITV et al.

One evening, Roger and I were chatting with my Kuwaiti girlfriend and we were all very worried about her family and the paucity of info on what was actually brewing in the Gulf. The ‘VNR’ derived coverage was nothing more than crappy propaganda and Roger had a startling brainwave that was to lead to a very local solution to a rather global problem…and ‘ladbroke-grove-rOger’s’ satellite news service was born…

…click below for…

‘ladbroke-grove-rOger’s’ satellite news service: part twO

An interpretOr heard Wayne Swan say this on RN (Oz) a few weeks back….

“Changes start long before they 

become statistics”

Coming from the Oz Treasurer, quite a refreshing contrast to the voodoo-economic bull and conformist, fear-twaddle peddled by the Opposition and the Sheridan, Christopher Cheeseman chorus in the ghastly Caucasian

Concerned about US Republican “cranks and crazies”, Swan’s seemingly not too taken with the book of Mor(m)on either…Paul Krugman and Joseph Stiglitz may be more his thing… come to think of it, he’s shown a bit of oomph on Gina-greedy-guts and not-so-‘fair’-dinkum Andy too…wonder if he’ll join some of us in our efforts to send Sheridan, Howard, Blair et al to Guantanamo, via the ICC in the Hague? Now, that really would be a change.

more here @ the book of Mor(m)on: a histOry

The interpretOr today reveals that the British firm suing French magazine ‘Closer’ over the publication of topless pictures is none other than London-based Woyals…it’s emerging that far from universally adored in their chosen country of residence, the firm actually has an extensive history of courting publicity.

For more on this story, we go across now to our European correspondent, Len Spart…

Morning all…there are several issues in the mix here…scale, privacy, money…Woyals spokesperson, Sir David Flounce (OAP), has released a statement on the thorny issue of their ‘wedding-summer-special’ of 2011 – it concedes that this event was indeed  deliberately televised and may actually have achieved global audience figures circa high millions…even nudging a billion…

Len, we need to check in with you on these earlier wedding pics and their err, remuneration aspects…how big was the 2011 summer special yield..and how much..MONEY..CHANGED HANDS?

Well crucial questions, Nick…we’re actually across footage of summer 2011, and it’s pretty full on…the nuptuals of Woyals rising star Bill Windsor and his beaming bride, Katie Milton-Keynes, closed large areas of West London and the firm’s event was financed almost entirely – not by the private sector, as you may have imagined – but from the British public purse…Flounce (OAP) has also conceded that the Woyal’s held the luctrative and exclusive media rights on this event…I guess, one could add…somewhat like the recent London Olympics…so conservative estimates on the Woyals return on the PUBLIC investment are enough to turn a Goldmen Suck’s director, green…with…envy…

For perspective on the ‘Closer’ topless pic scenario, we go across now to Conservatives for Conservatives spokes person, and former Woyals Asia-Pacific sales manager, Tony Abbo……………….

An app that uses the Bureau of Investigative Journalism’s covert war data , to alert people to the far reaches of the US government’s secret wars, has been blocked from Apple’s app store.

Drones+, the creation of NYU student Josh Begley, was meant to be a simple way of notifying users whenever US drones struck somewhere in the world. But Apple decided this was not acceptable for its customers. After rejecting the app on the grounds of its design and functionality, the US tech giant finally took exception to its content.

The interpretOr would like to add that the Bureau of Investigative Journalism has great credibility, and works in collaboration with other news groups to get its investigations published and distributed.  To date, BIJ have worked with BBC File On Four, BBC Panorama, BBC Newsnight, Channel4 Dispatches, Channel4 News, The Financial Times, The Daily Telegraph, The Sunday Times, Le Monde and numerous others.

In correspondence seen by the Bureau, the US tech giant told Begley that apps that ‘present excessively objectionable or crude content will be rejected.’ The company added:

‘We found that your app contains content that many audiences would find objectionable.’ 

Apple’s decision did not come as a surprise to Begley. ‘I think their position is often just they don’t want to let anything through that could be seen by anyone at any particular table that could be seen as controversial,’ he said.

 

Media Mesmerised by Wealth

The words of Gina Rinehart during her recent speech at the Sydney Miners Club have been reverently reproduced by the Australian media almost as though they were reporting on Moses’ sermon on the mount.

Gina claimed that mining companies will invest in Africa rather than Australia because of Australian mining and carbon taxes, and because, “African workers are happy to work for less than $2 a day”.

It would appear that Gina is using Tony Abbott to do her research because in the days preceding Gina’s statement 34 striking miners at the Lonmin mine were shot dead by police while protesting at their starvation wages. To my eye the miners on my TV screen were not looking happy.

It should be noted that the miners who have on average 8 dependants want their monthly wage to rise from 5400 to 12500 Rand and have been on strike for weeks.

The strike is rapidly spreading to other African mines including Lonmin’s Karee mine where manager Jan Thirion said that if workers get their way “….we might as well shut down mining in South Africa”. Despite the low wages, rising costs and lower commodity prices many African mines are struggling to operate at a profit and African mining share prices have dropped by around 20% in some sectors.

It would appear that Gina Rinehart is not only wrong about mining investment pouring out of Australia and into South Africa, the reverse is true. My first question is why would she distort the truth about mining investment in Australia?

Clearly Ms Rinehart was having a go at two targets. The first being Australian workers who refuse to leave their homes in NSW to work in the Pilbara whereas “Africans are happy to work for less than $2 a day”.

The second target is the Gillard Government for imposing taxes that compensate Australians for the value of minerals that miners are extracting from Australian soil, as well as the pollution damage caused by the extraction process.

My next proposition is, if Gina truly believes mining companies are moving to Africa to take advantage of Africans working for starvation wages, or to benefit from not having to pay taxes to compensate for the minerals extracted or the damage to the environment, would we not be better off without such cruel morally corrupt companies in Australia?

It would seem that Gina would be ill advised to move her mining operations to South Africa where the mining industry is in chaos due to ongoing and spreading riots over poor pay. It would also appear that low wages has not made African mines more profitable or productive. The only positive for the miners is that the police seem prepared to kill striking miners to force them back to work.

With a history of plagiarism and consistent lack of compassion, it is hard to determine whether Julie Bishop’s stance may be attributable to sheer ignorance or zero empathy, but heck, maybe they’re not mutually exclusive in this particular case? The civil war in Sri Lanka endured for 25+ years and the situation in northern areas may still be fraught and perilous, particularly for the Tamil minority.

This interpretOr reported on the plight of Tamil refugees in May 2008 (from Australia), in conjunction with David Gray of news agency Reuters who was on the ground in north eastern Sri Lanka and one of the few Western journalists behind the lines with hundreds of thousands of trapped largely Tamil CIVILIANS.

One of Gray’s pieces touched on:

“An estimated 450,000 people have been displaced in the 25 year old Sri Lankan civil war. Since 1983, well over 70,000 people have lost their lives.”

My research led me to uncover that the majority Sinhalese population had to a significant extent systematically disenfranchised the Tamil minority since independence from the UK in 1948, evidenced by Sinhalese being imposed as the official language and the genocide that was unleashed when the first ever telephone directory was released in the capital, Colombo, readily identifying NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER of anyone with a TAMIL surname.

DIAL M FOR MURDER, julie bishop?

An early piece on the  interpretOr touched on Times newspapers (UK), contrasting scenarios pre and post Rupert Murdoch’s takeover – Times Up?  (hence the lack of an apostrophe).

We’re delighted to flag that Murdoch’s nemesis, Harold Evans – “a brave and conscientious editor of The Sunday Times when it was a great, compelling and fearless Fleet Street newspaper” shares new perspectives on the Thalidomide case in today’s Observer:

Justice delayed is justice denied. We know that too well. But how do you wrestle with your conscience when the injustice you have perpetrated has destroyed the lives of children and left thousands of thalidomide victims still enduring pain and suffering, without adequate compensation?”

(please click here to go straight through to the story @ the Observer…)

A recent New Yorker cover carried a kitsch yet tragic image of a lone and all-puffed-out Father Christmas, sitting on a tiny disk of sea ice and leaning against a candy striped North Pole, like some absurdist and apocalyptic desert island scene at the very top of a hot and helter-skelter world.(*13&20 aug ’12)

George Monbiot’s scorchingly prescient piece on the record Arctic ice melt, in today’s Guardian, raises concerns that ‘a form of reactive denial’ drives lack of attention and a very muted response to this historic event. He describes 29th August, 2012 as…

The day the world went mad’:

As record sea ice melt scarcely makes the news while the third runway grabs headlines, is there aI wonder whether we could be seeing a form of reactive denial at work: people proving to themselves that there cannot be a problem if they can continue to discuss the issues in these terms…

(click above to Monbiot’s piece)

This interpretOr wonders whether cognitive dissonance drives the wretched and almost robotic ‘reactive denial’ bit, too…This event has the potential to impact upon all humanity – the phrase ‘earth shattering’ comes to mind…and all for that extra buckeroo for some oleaginous sociopath at mission control.

The platform also calls for the overturning of measures passed to regulate Wall Street in the wake of the 2008 economic collapse.

BBC @ Republican Party Convention

Mitt’s cOnvention?

…Costco shirts, praise them. Anne…Anne shops at Costco too. We both do. Yes, indeedy. Fellow Amurekunz, fellow Amurekunz…heck, I wear the pancakes in my house. Turning now, turning now to the economy, it is over-regulation and big, big, BIG government that caused our brothers and sisters on Wall Street so, sooo much pain. When we look at the deteriorating economical situation in Spainland and other cities across Yeurp, the prophesy of a great Republican leader and thinker sounds all too…all too presciented:

“One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people’s money to help prevent there to be a crisis.”

These… are the words… of none otherrr than former Presidential collosus…George W. Bush, Washington, D.C….Jan. 12… 2009…We can draw strength and reassurances from my faith and yours fellow Amurekunz…George W. Bush…George W. Bush is the gold standard of faith ‘n good works. In 2008, as our President, he declared…

“I’ve been in the Bible every day since I’ve been the president.” 

Fellow Amurekunz, if it’s good enough for Anne, it’s good enough for you…I’m gonna hit you with my rhythm stick…here we go…we can hear you oh Lord…delegates, delegates, the Lord is channeling through me, channeling with this to say…

“We’ve got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood and the German asparagus are fabulous…”One of the things important about history is to remember the true history.” “There’s no question this is a major human disaster that requires a strong response from the Chinese government, which is what they’re providing, but it also responds a compassionate response from nations to whom — that have got the blessings, good blessings of life, and that’s us.” “Let’s make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy.” 

”We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority.”

Oh, oh, oh…there’s more…

“And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place.” 

Aymennn, Aymennn a doodlee oodlee!!!

pussy putin…

Oleaginous cheeseball, Mor(m)on and US presidential wannabe, Mett Rimnoy, is proud to be a major contributor to global warming:

“Governor Mitt Romney, when campaigning unsuccessfully to inherit the Bush battle standard, was to appeal by claiming that global warming had nothing to do with the US. If the globe thought it was warming, then the globe could get on and do something about it, but leave Planet America out of it.”

Chris Patten, ‘What Next?’ (2008)

Chancellor of Oxford University & last UK Governor of Hong Kong.

“I want a libwary. I…I…I want a libwary! I want A LIBWARY!!!” bellowed Gina.

Gina, dear, dear Gina. I hear you loud…and…clear, me dear. You shell have your libwawy. You shell have it post-haste, ehumphhh, vewy soon, my dear…

Ohhh, Lord Chwissie – I just knew that you’d understand such a, such a burning desire…

We shall furnish those mahogany shelves, uhmp, whoopsie dooo..ectually, I meant to say magnolia…we shall furnish those magnolia shelves, with the help of…

I know, I know, I know….with the help of elves. That’s it…elves…

Mmmmm, dear Gina…the shelves shall be furnished with litwature, with clessics…

Soooper doops, Lord C…uhmmm…Clarkson, Cookson, Cyrus…err, not forgeting El Wonnie Hubbard…

Smeashing, smeashing…The Fundamentals of Thought is one of Jamie-wamie’s ebsolute faves tooo, my steel magnolia…my, ehumphhh…

I want what Romney’s got too, Lord Chwissie…I want your assistance with procurement of the other first-edition-signed copy-book of…The Book of Mormon…you know the one, you know…aka Pearl of Great Price?

Dear Gina. Dear, dear Gina. Your wish is my command…

Just get on with it Monckton. I want my libwawy, and I want it NOW!!!

August 9th is The International Day of Indigenous Peoples and in advance of the occasion, Amnesty International have released a report that  details incidences around the world of Indigenous Peoples being denied the right to consultation (ergo informed consent, too) on matters that impact directly upon their very human existence:

“Governments continue to discriminate against Indigenous peoples by denying their right to have a say on decisions which may have devastating consequences for their cultural survival. The right to consultation, as established in various international human rights standards, is key for Indigenous peoples. This document provides a summary of some of the serious challenges that Indigenous peoples face on a daily basis as they claim the right to consultation and free, prior and informed consent…”

Please click hereto go directly to Amnesty International’s download page.

The G192 report

The Stiglitz commission on the 2008 crash was obstructed and derided, especially by the US and UK. Five years on, with the crisis set to last, it is vital that the UN becomes a central forum for negotiation…”

by Robert H Wade

Small island with huge ambitions

by Philippe RivièreTwo private companies are now offering tourist trips to the Moon, using their own ships: one is Excalibur Almaz, in the Isle of Man.

Privatising space

by Philippe RivièreCompanies and corporations now want to supplement, and then maybe supplant, national governments in space exploration and exploitation…

The end of the Bedouin

by Jillian Kestler-D’Amours

Le Monde Diplomatique, English language edition, free and available by clicking any of the piece links above.

“Now we are creating air bases in Central Asia to seize Iranian oil reserves. Or, more dangerously to take on China en route to North Korea, or vice versa. Since these neoconservative contingency plans for world conquest will end more soon than late in our destruction one wonders why our media, bought and obedient as they are, cannot see that they are on the wrong side of human history, now more than ever fragile and out of control as we nuclearize space itself and attack nation after nation while silencing those few of our citizens who see what is up ahead for us.”

Gore Vidal

Point to Point Navigation, 2006.

Hot on the heals of Deputy Prime Minister, Wayne Swan’s revelations about the inspiration to him that is Bruce Springsteen, Tony Abbott, Federal Opposition leader and former Director of Australians for Consitutional Monarchy, has come out swinging, expressing his eternal adoration of 50’s US singing sensation, Pat Boone:

“Pat’s moral compass was evident, his course set. He navigated fame and stardom with sincerity and panache. I uhmm mean, quite frankly, he is sheer, uhmm, talent as a singer and actor, combined with his old-fashioned values, contributing to his popularity…”

Touching on Boone’s role as a cheerleader for fascist US politicians, Mr Abbott added:

“At the end of the day, Patty campaigned for Ronald Reagan to become Governor of California in 1966 and 1970, and actively supported Ronnie’s bid for the Republican presidential nomination in ’76. He was quite frankly absolutely right in arguing that Democrats and others who were against the president during the Iraq War could be questioned for their patriotism.[24] On Fox News he often had the courage and fortitude to express his outrage toward opponents of George W. Bush  He said that their criticisms of the president showed they did not “respect their elders”

Boone’s spokesperson, Ben Harridan, was unavailable for comment.

‘The wrecking by Rumsfeld of Iraq and Afghanistan, two countries that had not and could not have done us the slightest harm. Simultaneously as their cities were being knocked down at enormous expense to us, the tax payers, contracts were being given to the vice-president’s company, Halliburton, to rebuild those same cities that his colleague at the Defense Department had knocked down. This is a win-win situation for the higher corruption that governs us.’

Gore Vidal

Point to Point Navigation, 2006.

 Belarus has now vowed to hold accountable those involved in parachuting teddy bears from a Swedish plane with slogans of human rights into the country, after initially denying their existence. Now there are fears for young journalist Anton Suryapin. Andrei Aliaksandrau reports for the Index on Censorship, (26/07/12):

Belarus has finally admitted the flight of a small Swedish plane that parachuted teddy bears into the country (as reported by Index on Censorship) did happen. The authorities had previously denied the incident had taken place, in spite of video evidence. President Lukashenko promised today that “the ones to blame will be punished”. He did not mention, though, if Anton Suryapin, a journalist who has been detained as a result of the case, will be among those appointed to be “to blame”.

Suryapin, 20, is being held at the KGB detention centre in Minsk for posting pictures of the bears on his website. Around 1,000 “plush paratroopers” were parachuted over Belarus earlier in July from a plane flown from Lithuania by members of Swedish advertising agency Studio Total; each of the toys held a small poster with slogans in support of human rights and the freedom of expression in the country. The government has allegedly accused the journalist of assisting the breach of the state border.

“This case demonstrates that Belarus remains one of the most hostile media environments on earth, where law enforcement is used to silence free voices,” Index on Censorship said in a statement today.

Index on Censorship also called on the authorities of Belarus to immediately release Anton Suryapin and return his professional equipment confiscated by the KGB.

There is little information on the development of the case. According to the Belarusian law, the prosecution has 10 days to bring official criminal charges to a suspect. As the 10-day limit on detention without charge has passed, it may mean official criminal charges have been brought against the young journalist.

Andrei Aliaksandrau is Index on Censorship’s Belarus and OSCE Programme Officer

 

iSlave

Hey Milt, sir, howdeedoodlee?

4th quater earnings wayyyy off. We needta work harder and smarter, Larry. Harder and smarter.

Milt, sir, iya, I have a kinda neat proposal to realise your direction….implement immediate cessation of discretionary leezure time at plant C.

Keep talkin, keep talkin Larry. I’m kinda…

And, and in addition to the cessation of discretionary leezure, we can enhance the plant C iSlave diet with MOERP…

MOERP?

motiv-ation-al optimum efficiency  realisation powder…

Motivational opti…powder….for the iSlave function enhancement?

Sir, Milt, sir…heck, that’s affirmative.

Pop me the topline on current iSlave time and motion…

Yesssir, Milt sir…presto pronto…

Opinion: Bailed-out banks facilitate $21tn offshore cash hoard

July 23rd, 2012 | by  | Published in All StoriesViews from the Bureau of Investigative Journalism (+ another  jfreos pic)

Investigative economist James Henry exhaustively trawled through financial information held by the IMF, World Bank, Bank for International Settlements, central banks and national treasuries to come up with the most definitive report ever written on the super-rich and offshore wealth.

Henry’s Price of Offshore Revisted report, commissioned by Tax Justice Network, shows:

– between $21 trillion and $32 trillion of financial assets is owned by High Net Worth Individuals in tax havens. This does not include real estate, art or jewels.

– a conservative 3% return on that $21tn taxed at 30% would generate $189bn – a figure easily eclipsing what OECD industrialised nations spend on overseas development aid.

– the top 50 private banks collectively managed more than $12.1tn in cross-border invested assets for private clients, including their trusts. This is up from $5.4tn in 2005.

– fewer than 10 million members of the global super-rich have amassed a $21tn offshore fortune. Of these, less than 100,000 people worldwide own $9.8tn of wealth held offshore.

Accompanying the Price of Offshore Revisited is a separate paper (which I co-wrote). It reveals that data used by individual countries to assess the gap between rich and poor is inaccurate. And as a result, inequality is far more extreme than policymakers realise. This is because economists calculating inequality fail to include the vast majority of offshore cash in their findings. So the wealthy are far better off than the studies suggest.

In Inequality: you don’t know the half of it, eight of the world’s leading economists were asked whether offshore wealth was largely excluded from inequality studies. Ranging from the World Bank’s acting chief economist to academics at the Paris School of Economics and the Brookings Institute in the US, they all confirmed this was the case.

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Click above to view new and fabo vimeo short of Earth from space – (we’re working on the embed view).

“We used to think that climate worked like a dial – slow to heat up and slow to cool down – but we’ve since learned that it can also act like a switch.”

Laurence C Smith, Professor of Earth and Space sciences, UCLA.

Stanford professor and IDEO founder – David Kelley’s extraOrdinary talk on self-efficacy (Bandura) and creativity…

Climate change very slow but real. So far all cures worse than disease. Shale gas huge breakthrough for US. Half carbon of coal and oil.

(via the aptly named Twitter)

Mott Rimney?

Mett Rimnoy?

Ok, let’s just call the fucker “Mitt Romney”.