Alleged mafia boss, Jimmy ‘baldy-capra-baddy’ Murdoch, broke his vow of Omerta at yesterday’s Commons select committee hearing into phone-hacking and related venal shennanigans.

An unusually emotional Jimmy ‘baldy-capra-baddy’ Murdoch, blurted out:

“OK, ok, ok, – derr waz one lone hacker. Weee paid heem deee moneez and hee hack dee pheunes.”

Attributing his ‘lone hacker’ theory to economising and his “buesineszzs educaion ” (sic),  baldy-capra-baddy’ defended this position, despite substantial evidence to the contrary.