Archive for January 20, 2012


sorbet: frOgs legs?

DON”T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? For the love of…

Norb, Norb. Zee legs were a beet chewy. Snot a deezaster.

I’M NORB FONES. NORB FONES! R-A-D-I-O nOw, NORB FONES, for fxxxxxx

Sir, sorry, but the special is consistently regarded as one of our signature dishes. We’ve just never experienced a…

SIGNATURE dish!? Why, you little…

Mr Fones, how lovely to see you. Welcome back to Flossmirror.

Reeferstool. Meeting Reeferstool at 1.15

Errr, can you run that by me…no, ok, Reeferstool. This way please, Mr Fones.

Hmmph.

EEf it eezn’t Norbert Fones? Velll, my dear men, how lovelee to meet you agen, und here in zee antipodes.

Fräulein Reeferstool. ’tis smashing to see you, oh..”Do not follow where the path may lead. 
Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. A white trail upon the winds of time…”

Ochhh, Norb. You remembered! Johannesburg und zee Eugene Terre Blanche. Ze stewpenduss moral coorage of ze Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging…

Heady days, Leni. Heady days.

Tell me, tell me. Tony und zee Lesser Anchilles? Vot about yoor show?

Leni, the marvels of technology traverse the globe and traduce time itself.

Vell, Norb, velll…?

The show must go on. Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.

Und failure is blindness to ze strateegic element in ze events; success is ze readiness for instant ecktion when ze opportune moment arrives. Zee Oppurtunity to Vin und on zee united front.

United in deed, Leni, and moving forwards. Heck, yeah…

British entrepreneur and Virgin space cadet, Richard Branson, has this to say about Occupy:

“I think it’s an admirable movement, it’s a peaceful movement. The only thing that’s not been peaceful is the way the police in some states have dealt with it, which I think is absolutely wrong.”

More at the New Yorker – see our blogroll for link.

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