Tina Magnolia, welcome to Earthtalk.

 – G’day Breeonezlet, smashin’ tu be here…

Ok. Tina Magnolia, as you know, this interview is likely to be reaching planets that are not entirely familiar with your all mine profession. Can you describe a typical start to your working day?

– the boardroom at Ozdong Resources is all mine and must be kept spotlessly clean, and to my exact specifications at ALL TIMES. Press over the weekend – ectually in the Weakened Caucasian – explains it tewwibly well:

“Ozdong Resources boardroom in West Perth is startlingly white. White table, white chairs, white walls.”(sic) (4/5 Feb 2012: Weakened Caucasian)

An important colour, is it, back there on Earth?

– For me, white is signature colour – my life, my passion…kinda almost a mantra. Ozdong is very white and all mine.

Ms Magnolia, is it not the case that your “all mine” industry is actually filthy and destructive?

– Breeonezlet, thurs some sort of break…brea.. in the sugnall. Ken you repeat the quostion?

Loud and clear at this end. Ok, I repeat: Ms Magnolia, is it not the case that your “all mine” industry is actually filthy and destructive?

– Look, at the end of the day,  moving forwards…no, wretched signal problem, AGAIN – I’m getting some sort of feedback into this blasted bloomin’ earpiece… just repeat the sodding quest…

We can, but we’re not going to bother, Ms Magnolia. You see, here on Earthtalk, we’ve introduced a new feature whereby visitors and viewers can vote on whether they think you are being disingenuous. Our culture is open and this extends to our communications.

Well viewers, we’re leaving it there with Tina Magnolia and “it’s all mine“. Thank you for your vote.