1. bit of botox…smashing. Oooh, just a little bit more.

2. find spatula, apply foundation

3. apply Liberal squirts of deodorant, (‘Fasciste’ par Jean Marie Le Pen, peut etre?) 

4. lippy (favourite shade: red neck)

5. check pocket for lighter – usually pretty flatulant this time of year…

6. quick squirt of ‘Xenophobe’ potty mouth freshener